tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

vaspim:

Random mind hack of the day: If you take the space away from Flo Rida it becomes “Florida” because that’s where he’s from.

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

(Source: highonawindyhill)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love drawing hearts i wish i had one

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: romulusthread)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

perksofsavingtheclocktower:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

(Source: onlylolgifs)

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hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first